grantgills:

nest:

my favorite grindr meeting was the time a guy who was like 20 invited me over to his house and i got there and he messaged me “i’m showering but the door is open so just come in” so i did and i sat down on a sofa in his living room and joanna newsom was playing lightly over the speakers and there were a lot of potted orchids everywhere and there was a large bronze male nude in the dining room that i could see from where i was sitting in the living room. eventually he came downstairs and sat at the other end of the sofa from me and started eating a large tupperware container of watermelon and he was like “listen, i’m trying to get this thing off the ground, like, some new gay slang. ive started saying ‘imagine’ whenever something is really weird or funny. do you think you could start using it?” and i was like “……ok” and eventually he finished his watermelon and wordlessly offered the container of watermelon juice to me and i was like “no thanks” and he was like “sorry, thought you seemed like the type of guy to drink the juice after you finished the watermelon” and then he said he had to go to a miz cracker show and asked me to leave. we did not fuck.

Imagine

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ihaveneverusedthissitebefore:

faustsfancycorner:

all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness

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grshn:

• you are not a burden
  
• you deserve happiness
  
• you deserve to be listened to
  
• you are so strong
  
• you are kind
  
• you are amazing
  
• your situation right now is not your forever
  
• it’s going to get better
  
• your best is good enough
• you are good enough
• you are beautiful
• you deserve to live your best life
• you’re working so hard
• you’ve gotten through everything that has been thrown at you so far; you can get through this too
• you are worth so much
• you are wonderful
• you can choose positivity 
• your past does not define you
• your mistakes do not define you
• your grades and achievements do not define you
• your mental health does not define you
• your struggles do not define you
• it’s never too late to try again
• it’s never too late to start
• you are cared for
• you are valued
• you are so important
• i am so proud of you
• you’re going to be okay

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dankmemeuniversity:

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she-initiates:

“Create theatrical effects: Theater creates a sense of a separate, magical world. The actors’ makeup, the fake but alluring sets, the slightly unreal costumes – these heightened visuals, along with the story of the play, create illusion. To produce this effect in real life, you must fashion your clothes, makeup, and attitude to have a playful, artificial edge – a feeling that you have dressed for the pleasure of your audience. This is the goddess-like effect of a Marlene Dietrich, or the fascinating effect of a dandy like Beau Brummel. Your encounters with your targets should also have a sense of drama, achieved through the settings you choose and through your actions. The target should not know what will happen next. Create suspense through twists and turns that lead to the happy ending; you are performing. Whenever your targets meet you, they are returned to this vague feeling of being in a play. You both have the thrill of wearing masks, of playing a different role from the one that life has allotted.”

— Robert Greene, The Art of Seduction; (Appendix A: Seductive Environment/Seductive Time; Festival Time and Place)

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